A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she
opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so
nice - even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will
be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
of firewood for the whole winter He wants to have many more children with
Your loving daughter,
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Amanda's house. I
Call when it is safe for me to come home.