Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes"
Jacob: "We're about to get married , and we have a few questions we'd like to ask you. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation problems and muscle cramps?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and arthritis? "
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for headaches and memory problems?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, we have a large variety of analgesics and herbal suppliments."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, and nerve tonics?"
Jacob: "Do you sell wheelchairs, walkers, crutches and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob says to the pharmacist: "Great! We'd like to gift-register here,