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The Elderly Wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes"

Jacob: "We're about to get married , and we have a few questions we'd like to ask you. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation problems and muscle cramps?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and arthritis? "

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for headaches and memory problems?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, we have a large variety of analgesics and herbal suppliments."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, and nerve tonics?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Do you sell wheelchairs, walkers, crutches and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "Great! We'd like to gift-register here, please."

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