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Yesterday scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a  recent analysis that  revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men  should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones, (hops contain phytoestrogens), and drinking it, turns men into women.  
  
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour  period.  It was then observed that 100% of the menexhibited the following behaviors:  gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating  and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.  
  
 No further testing was considered necessary.
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