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A Day Without Sunshine is Like, Night.

 On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers..

 Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Which Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

 I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.

 Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.

 Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.

 Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.

 Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7 Of Your Week.

 A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory.

 Change Is Inevitable, Except From Vending Machines.

 Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.

 Always Try To Be Modest, And Be Proud Of It!

 If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments.

 How Many Of You Believe In Psychokinesis? Raise My Hand.

 OK,.... So What's The Speed Of Dark?

 How Do You Tell When You're Out Of Invisible Ink?

 If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously Overlooked Something.

 When Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane.

 Hard Work May Pay Off In The Future. Laziness Pays Off Now.

 If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

 How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges?

 Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Do Not Get Sucked Into Jet Engines.

 What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

 I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder.

 Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name?

 Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering What Happened.

 Just Remember - If The World Did Not Suck, We Would All Fall Off.

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