Good Lessons From A Smart Man!
o Don't squat with your spurs on.
o Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
o Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
o There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
o Never miss a good chance to shut up.
o Always drink upstream from the herd.
o If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
o The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
o There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
o Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
o If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
o Letting' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.
o After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The
moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.