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Lessons from Will Rogers

 Good Lessons From A Smart Man! 
o Don't squat with your spurs on. 
o Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 
o Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 
o There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. 
o Never miss a good chance to shut up. 
o Always drink upstream from the herd. 
o If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 
o The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 
o There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence. 
o Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 
o If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 
o Letting' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in. 

o After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.  He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. 

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